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Update 9

Clamato now has an energy drink, too. Mmmm.

--bk

3.4.04 10:11ampst



Update 8

someone recommended an interesting site that features an actual "cut up" engine a la William Burroughs and Brion Gysin -- it's available at www.reitzes.com -- click on "The Cut-Up Page" for a section where anyone can cut and paste text to be "blenderized"...funny results often ensue...I am not one to be particularly attached to a text...so, for example, I sent the text of Starplane Blog #25 through the cut up machine and this is what resulted:

Later on, I was doing okay
with the some point when Celia gets bring our own bottles of drink…
wonder and for sure
I in the scene…
and it’s questionable how much
of the wrap who’s been around San Francisco since the Sixties,
mentioned some Diane di on top of the wine
I’d been sampling Marin even tho’ he looked upon with much favor music’s over at Celia’s…


at the same Reitzes site - that's the guy's name who set it up, I guess - there's explanations of the value of this cut up method... getting away from the control of The Word... Burroughs goes into this quite a bit... so, another tool to use...I heard David Bowie used this method for lyrics...

Here are the uncut versions of my Starplane Blog.

--Mako Sano


3.3.04 2:57pmpst



Update 7

The Sandwich Artist


I went into a noisy Subway in downtown San Francisco today. As I was ordering my sandwich, I asked the Sandwich Artist for "a little mayonnaise."

She said, "vinaigrette?"

I said, "A little mayonnaise".

She reached for the vinaigrette.

I said, "No, a little mayonnaise."

She looked at me and said "vinaigrette?"

I said, "Mayo."

And then she slathered the sandwich in mayonnaise.

I guess there is a reason they are called Sandwich Artists. They have their own aesthetic.

--Emily


3.3.04 1:23 pmpst



Update 6

A guy was telling me about this poet who was touring France doing verses about loving America, all patriotism etc., and the French were booing him.
I said "Wow, a patriotic poet- no subversion? What is this"?
He said he thought being patriotic was cool.
I said "Oh yea, I'm patriotic. I think those Iraqis had a lot of nerve putting our oil under their country."
He said "Right. It was never their oil. We should take everything until there's nothing left but sand. That they can have."
I said "And you know, we can really use the sand too. We have all this beach erosion... We better start shipping that shit over."

--Jingo Jim


3.3.04 11:43amest



Update 5

Here's something I've been chewing on for a while. I am not necessarily a fan of the Howard Dean constituency. I think they are all a bunch of do goodin' yippies. Really there's just no bon vivant in them. Besides, Dean isn't talking real change. He just wants his turn in the high chair like the rest of them. I guess I'm saying is that I don't buy into the system because it's got no soul. No life. It's the fucking borg. A real leader in my opinion would be like, "Fuck the high chair, I'm takin' it to the streets."

Score one for Michael McDonald.

God, what kind of world has been left for me and the generations to come? The phrase "Soylent Green is people." might actually become a reality. This morning I was listening to yet another conspiracy theory cook on the conspiracy theory cook station. Even if half of what these people are saying true, we're fuct'd. You don't have to get down with the mind control information mule stuff, that's just cocktail conversation. But this other stuff -- the Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberg, Trilateral Commission, they are the ones people need read up on. This goes beyond a centralization of power. It's a centralization of ideas. Some old money motherfucker (David Rockefeller) who doesn't want to part with his shit come hell or high water set up the Council on Foreign Relations. Bilderberg was set up by a Dutch Prince (Behrnard) who was in cahoots with the SS. The Bush coozers were also involved with the Nazis. Like the Trading with the enemy act during WWII was practically called the My name is Bush and I'm a nazi act.

The reason why these people are fuct'd up is because they tell the average citizen show fialty to your nation, but secretly sometimes openly consolidate their interest according to class and duckets. And if you dont have those two your'e fuckt. And no, I"m not talking about the gauche new money. Fuck Dell. Fuck Gates. I'm talking about people whose money is as old as money. Have you ever thought about what money really is? My advice...don't get into the system. Use cash (as fake as that is). Buy Gold. And cut up your credit cards, even if you owe your fistborn.

I told my best friend two years ago I was going to vote for Al Sharpton if he ran. That's how galled I am by the whole election process. I'll vote for a brother that's got a process himself. I feel like the world is closing in on itself sometimes in a good way, and sometimes in a bad way. This time it's not the acid that's talkin'. Think about it, the world as we know it is at a point in history where people can envision the operatic apocalyptic end to Earth as we know it. With the advent of nuclear warfare and the proliferation of collasal conventional weaponry, every time someone's got beef, the big blue marble could blown to smithereens. And then heap all of the sneaky shit these cabals of power, influence, and fascism have been up to since the turn of the last century and it's no wonder me and alot of other people are over the system.

I get the sense that the human race is on the cusp an evolutionary step. I sense this because I am human and immersed my conscious into the bigger being that is this planet with the help of some of her plants. Yeah I'm a moony. But listen, you can feel the change coming. I'm serious.

--Manha pra Manha


3.3.04 11:41amest



Update 4

The Mystery of Natalie Wood


After watching The Mystery of Natalie Wood last night, I still have trouble believing that Natalie Wood was raped by a famous (though unnamed) actor right before the making of Rebel Without a Cause. I mean, Marilyn Monroe? Sure, I can see that. But Natalia Nikolaevna Zakharenko Wood? Nope. It's just so sad.

Also, it seems her mother was a complete cunt to her -- a Moma Rose to her Gypsy Rose Lee. In order to get little Natalie to cry for her first movie -- where she had to sob after dropping her vanilla ice cream cone -- her mother showed her a pretty little butterfly and then pulled the wings off of it. Effective, yes; but not very nice.

And if I were ever to develop a drag persona, I would name her Natalie Would. Heh. Yeah.

--bk


3.2.04 11:17ampst



Update 3

hey i'm off to italy today! won't be back for 3 weeks! lorna and i are flying into rome and then heading south to naples and sicily. don't know where we'll go from there, but maybe over to greece, maybe up to florence. i'll keep you all posted on the discharge!

-- bill fisher


3.2.04 10:00ampst



Update 2

Artistic Crisis


Does a rock band need an audience?

When a rock band that has been together for six years plays a show in their hometown, and only four or five people show up to see them (thanks Jacki and Matt!), is it time for them to just simply quit?

Or should I have a different attitude toward this phenomenon?

--bill fisher


3.2.04 9:44ampst



Update 1

There's a guy @ work this morning wearing a puke green Patagonia fuzzy jacket that looks like the aardvark coats in better off dead. So, as you've probably gathered, I need coffee. -skram


3.2.04 8:44ampst



First Post

from Roderick's Gossip Wire

Wedding Bells for Cubby Creature Emily?

Emily Davis, who plays violin for the Cubby Creatures and has done so since 1997, is reportedly announcing her engagement to Cyrus Limón, longtime steady boyfriend.

No details have been announced, but we hear that a tentative summer 2005 date may be in the works.

We hear they became engaged during a recent trip to México.

It's rumored that there will be parties all through next year to celebrate the event.

We offer the kids our heartfelt best wishes and pledge our full support to them as they enter the wedding-planning period of their lives.


2.23.04 9:44pmest